Even Bo Callahan still went in the top ten and none of his teammates showed up to his birthday party!

I'm gonna keep on dancing at the

Too late. It’s all on him. He literally funded the election victory of his administration and was its biggest cheerleader. Too late.

OH MY GOD

jesus h

he should ask for the masters in the prenup

I'm not the only one who is a parent to a little child with complete bloodlust for killing lantern flies, right?

U.S. Department of Energy hey I think it would be cool if maybe the next time we get to pick who is running our institutions we choose people who are not the dumbest motherfuckers to ever exist on planet earth to hold those positions just an idea

not nearly as pubic hairy as I expected

This is the actual cancel culture everyone claims to hate so much. deadline.com/2025/09/nexsta…

"Look, we can do this the easy way or the hard way. These companies can find ways to change conduct, to take action, frankly, on Kimmel, or, you know, there's going to be additional work for the FCC ahead." That's the chair of the FCC today, trying to sound like a Pinkerton.

I NEED A ONEWAY TICKET TO THE ISLAND. Femi Abebefe Nick Kostos

*Me and Travis Kelce sharing an elevator in uncomfortable silence* Me: hey...congrats on the dick

They think taking my helmet would keep me off the field? Bro, I’m resourceful…I have friends. Someone would let me borrow their helmet. #bluetent

but is it his shit or a collection of others shit

How much money did Dunkin' spend to be in Nobody Wants This?

JESUS CHRIST

Happy that the football channel is airing an interview with the president and not the audio of the game that’s actually close. Scott Hanson