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Did you know Apple puts a secret 30% tax on everything you buy through their App Store?

The IRS will tax people on transfers of over $600. What happened to tax the rich?

God bless, Dave Rubin

God bless, Theo Von

Wait, you mean to tell me that Twitter interfered in the 2020 election? Impossible, Twitter and it’s open-minded users yelled at me that it was the most secure election we’ve ever had and to not question it.

I’ve come to the decision that social media is a collection of echo chambers, and those with the biggest bullhorns are decimating conversations of merit. It’s simply too exhausting to endure honestly. I have a wonderful life. I’m going to go enjoy it. God bless you all.

Its been a wild 2022, thanks for fucking with us.

Don’t give up 🙏🏽

I don’t know if Racheal won big on Wheel of Fortune but she’s a champ in my book!

For the emo kids. #emo #gone #countrymusic #ValentinesDay #ValentinesDay2023 #TikTok tiktok.com/t/ZTRtVo1vj/

Alright Disney we need a sequel to the color of friendship. Original cast, please.

“Oh shit” 😭😭😭😭😭

DC⚡️CC 👀

Ready for Opening Day. 🔥 Max Fried | #ForTheA

This song is for my brother. His name is Isaiah. He passed away three years ago today. I miss him very much. #isaiah #love #missyou #singersongwriter #songwriter #TikTok tiktok.com/t/ZT8FCrkW1/

THIS BOOK IS A TIME MACHINE! I am beyond excited to share with you that NEGATIVES will be out on 10.24.23!!! If you love our scene you will love this photo compendium. NEGATIVES, A Photographic Archive Of Emo (1996-2006), by @amyXmadden