I might try to get this song for ‘Two Man Job’. I’ve always thought it would have gone well at the end of ODR. youtu.be/WhsbSfDZwlw?si…

Oh God, my sleeping pattern got so out of whack it’s looped round and I’m accidentally awake during the day. It’s horrible.

Tis pishin doon.

The playpark is long gone, but I'm still here.

It's always nice when One Day Removals gets a mention, but for the record Trainspotting budget - 3 million. Local hero budget - 2.9 million. One Day Removals budget - 60 grand all in. Just sayin!

That time the genius twins here didn't use sun protection while filming 'The Planet' and our heeds nearly got burned off. I look like Rudolph the fat nosed director.

Todays Marky weather report from Aberdeen; lots of puddles.

Ashgrove road blocked off, I think due to unstable scaffolding. #aberdeen

Windy morning to be doing this shite. They must have a good reason I suppose. As you can imagine, the traffic is confused. #aberdeen

Is it just me, or does this lamp look like Covid?

Still getting requests for posters and DVDs, This damn film is gonna outlive granite. #onedayremovals #aberdeen #doric

I like to let this one out at Halloween, then it wanders back into the forest... #horrorfam #scotland youtube.com/watch?v=Ei_OuD…

Well, that's ambitious. If this sells I'll for sure do a new DVD run! Also, that's more than I was paid to write the fucking movie.

Brighten up your day, with 'One Day Removals'! youtube.com/shorts/5FIJ0Nh…

K9 vs Daleks, the spin off Disney should have done. Hey ho, maybe one day.

Affa foggy the day. As demonstrated by this terrific photo of the Northern Hotel, in all its architectural glory!

Only £899 with a coupon! Tempting. He'll be lucky not to get a smack in the coupon at that price.

ODR, watch it and pish yerself!

Gotta love this guy.

A weird little bastard called Barry just tried to bluff his way into my flat. He extended his hand, I did not extent mine. He wanted to come in for a smoke, I told him to get tae fuck. If Barry comes back I’m just gonna flatten him. Cunt was giving off Dolarhyde vibes, man.