Is Keir Starmer planning to do something about the weather?

“No-one was getting on the end of his balls.” - Shearer #ENGSWI #ENGSUI

Commentators be like… “Oh wow, England are kicking and passing and tackling… hang on they’re actually playing football!” #ENGSWI #ENGSUI

I want Gary Lineker on my DuoLingo #ESPFRA #EURO2024

YOGA & SEX...for women (over 40) #Trailer for #edfringe 2024 5:20pm at Just The Attic at The Mash House August 1-25th (not 12th) SEE YOU THERE! Just The Tonic Comedy Edinburgh tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/yoga-…

I’m ready for you, Crown. 👑 @MatchstickTC The Cockpit HITS & PIECES #7 TOXIC Sunday 7:30 Featuring in two pieces: 🎭 @nettyfunky “Poison Paradise” Delilah Tahiri Mark Daniels 🖋️Paisley ☀️ “I Can Taste The Crown From Here” 🎫 ⬇️ thecockpit.org.uk/show/hits_piec…

Help us choose our song for the next Hits & Pieces… What would you like our playwrights to be inspired by? 🎭🎶💃

Tonight @MatchstickTC #BritneySpears The Cockpit Paisley ☀️ Delilah Tahiri Mark Daniels @nettyfunky @tasha96

Waiting for Liz Truss, Kerry Katona & Russell Brand to do a cover called 'You Can Make America Whole Again'.

🚨 URGENT: Save Bethnal Green Working Men’s Club! 📢 We have just one week to save the iconic London venue, home of queer nightlife and vital source of income for our drag and cabaret members. Please sign and share 👇🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 megaphone.org.uk/petitions/save…

Never even liked tennis anyway.

I do advertising things too. And sometimes I talk about them. Very excited to be at WMH&I for a talk about what type of “funny” campaigns may need. eventbrite.co.uk/e/no-funny-bus…

Go see Shakespeare’s Globe Princess Essex Anne Odeke and the incredible Tyreke Leslie and cast! 👑 Can’t you see how much my loud face is enjoying it? #TheGlobe #PrincessEssex #onelike

Dispatching soon 📦 🎬✨ Introducing *GLAMAZON PRIME*: The all-fem improvised musical show that transforms YOUR chosen movie into a brand new musical experience with a full live band! 🎤🎶#WeAreGlamazonPrime #MovieMagic #LiveMusic #ImproviseMusical ✨🎭🎵

Oh HEY SOUTH LONDON, we’re back!! Hits & Pieces #8 4 short plays inspired by Evanescence’s iconic Bring Me To Life, followed by a 00s playlist in the bar. Join us at The Old Library, New Cross, 22nd November, 7.30 til late The Old Library Bar Book now 👉 eventbrite.co.uk/e/hits-pieces-…

Anybody with some tech experience available tonight from like… oh… NOW to do the lights for a short play night in New Cross??? 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 Lighting board: Jands Stage CL Lighting Desk

✨Last night The Old Library Bar 🎭MTCTheatre 🪟 #Evanescence, Bring me to life inspired: 🧠 Versus Mark Daniels 🐦‍⬛A Murder Of Crows @nettyfunky 🏕️Natter Tyreke Leslie 🍄The Dawn Needs Saving Emma Read 👏 🙏 Next up: Madonna, Like a Prayer #theatre #newcross

Have they been on strike since I was born in 1987? bbc.com/news/articles/… #tfl

Stand-up gig coming up this week: 21st Feb LOLipops Comedy in Southwark 🙌

FNE 💕🖊️Mark Daniels Omnibus Theatre Engine Room 21st April