Can I get a little help from my fellow Bugatti enthusiasts and owners? I’m in a race to win a #Bugatti tonight and need as many comments on this post on Facebook as I can get!! #comment #boardofadvisors facebook.com/1533177216/pos…

Hey Bugatti we’re about to break 1,000 comments in less than 24 hours!!!! This is a PR dream come true!! How about a little help??? facebook.com/1533177216/pos…

.Mike Birbiglia I’m going to need #TheOldManAndThePool to either come to Tampa or get added to Netflix. I’m an old man. And I have a pool. I need to know how this thing ends.

Well, this is awkward. Who wants to tell Google Domains? #killedbygoogle

So, if Twitter is now X does that mean I Triple X’d when I send a string of three Tweets?

This is crazy!!! I got burn marks on my wrist from my Apple watch! Has this happened to anyone else?!? #applewatch #apple

I have been dreaming about my first Tesla for probably 10 years only to take it home and find a defect in the paint. The only option they gave me was to send it to a body shop and "hopefully" it will come out looking "ok." The car is 1 week old. Help me Elon Musk!! 😭

It’s very surreal to be out for a walk listening to the book Elon Musk by Walter Isaacson and be at the part where Tesla was just getting started while passing one Tesla after another. Including the one in my driveway. Amazing accomplishment.

Oops! CNN giving Kevin McCarthy one last shot on his way out the door by labeling him a Democrat! 😂

Leaving what I can only assume housekeeping thinks is cocaine at every hotel I stay in as I travel around the country with Jesus Christ Superstar. Ka'Chava - The Whole Body Meal

The universe is conspiring against me having a Tesla. I bought a #Model3 with a factory defect in the paint. Three months later I get hit head on. I order a new 2024 Model 3 and the same factory defect. My order is now on hold and I have no idea if/when I’m getting it. Elon Musk

My new Tesla #Model3 was supposed to be delivered last week but there was a problem with the paint job. Now I have to apparently wait 3+ months according to Tesla even though the problem was related to their quality control! This is ridiculous Elon Musk!!!

I had a dream last night that jason alexander recorded “The Greatest American Hero” for my outgoing voicemail and woke up this morning so disappointed that it was just a dream.

Look what you e done Gary Vaynerchuk! Now I wish I played the accordion instead of the bass. #daytradingattention #part3

I booked the Sleep Inn for my daughter’s graduation 8 months ago. They just canceled my reservation because “the hotel is closed for maintenance.” That was a lie. They just wanted to book my room for more money. I thought price gauging was illegal. Choice Hotels Expedia

I came here to search @spiritairlines so I could read about all of the horrific experiences everyone has had and feel better about my 9+ hour flight delay while they changed a tire on the plane. We were supposed to land at 6:30 PM and instead landed at 4:30 AM.