yeah leonardo my actual son whom i birthed is absolutely miserable and hates my guts. he definitely didn’t climb up into my lap ten minutes ago to fall asleep the same way he does every night

when josh threw the microphone cord i swerved lanes for a second

watching mtwei as a tylaner

LIES

mom can you come pick me up im being perceived seriously who are you people 😂

soooo are lollapalooza tickets refundable asking for a friend

he’s such a girl dad idek how else to describe it

i finally own pink hair tyler yay

with the power of mezcal and bad bunny on the stereo i have finally succeeded at quesabirria

if no one interacts with this imma delete it immediately

(to the tune of tequila by the champs) nanana naaaaaaaa na NAH nanana naaaaaaaa na NAH nanana naaaaaaaa na NAH nanananananana *the jiddies* nana nanananana na

excuse me

my brain cannot comprehend that this is tyler joseph

can’t get over this performance. the way Tyler slowly steps up onto the piano into the lights as Josh drums out the marching beat. how Mark chose the close-up shot for “please don’t let them see me.” the audience creating a sea of stars as the backdrop. brilliant and beautiful.

bruh office jobs are so ridiculous wdym I have to wear a finger brace because I’ve been scrolling a computer mouse too hard 😭 carpal tunnel has to be logistically the dumbest possible injury to get

I CANT FRAGGING USE CHOPSTICKS FOR MY RAMEN ASGHHDJASDFFF

my ex had this bit he would do where I’d go “wow look the sky is so pretty!” during a sunset or whatever and he’d always respond “what guy” and it annoyed me so much that i pavloved myself into never saying the word sky and saying “clouds” or “sunset” instead