up on this app being a certified hater man it feels good to be back

its actually the secret third option

bf telling me i need to apply myself more??? i need to apply this pussy to ur face u fuck ass bitch sit down

dont run with scissors and never scissor with the runs

crossed like a hot bun rn

i b strogen his beef til he off

compliments to the pussy chef 🧑‍🍳

Moon beams on my ice till I cream

happy 3:14 in the morning my ex bf spammed every platform that i have telling me to die!

Hernan Cortes

Maluma stops his concert in Mexico City to scold a mother who brought her 1-year-old baby without ear protection: “That is an act of irresponsibility. And you’re swinging him around as if he were a toy. That child doesn’t want to be there.”

im just a puppet on a lonely string

just realized my skeleton will still have a butt chin cuz its from bone structure /:

The best time to drink and drive is 11:21 AM on a Wednesday because nobody’s expecting you to be drunk

my therapist recommended CBT but i dont have a cock or balls to torture 💔