my barber decides to fuck up my hair literally ONE DAY before my bday 😐😐😐

typing in all lowercase is elite

damn that’s crazy i really made varsity in baseball before basketball

bruh they told me being on the baseball team would get me some bitches WHERE THEY AT

i was just tryna help bro out smh

i tell dudes my weight and they’ll say some shit like “bro i can probably bench you” fuck am i supposed to say to that???

we really all graduating in 2 years…

life is so shit lmfao

why do people always pick a fight with me? i’m dead ass one of the nicest people i know 😭

why does every cheer team always have that one fat girl

win in silence

i need to stop waking up

it’s so hot i’m about to evaporate

my grandma can heal me better than any doctor with a degree

i hate being called by my actual name i can’t stand that shit

y’all got some hot ass moms