The guy who you just found out is moving in next door, who is 14 years younger than you & looks like a handsome model from a shampoo advert, turns up in his purring 3-4-3 Series & makes your luxury sedan look decidedly old hat. Great by James Gheerbrant thetimes.com/article/857c9f…

Remembering Ricky 🩵

Ashley Cole. It's not even close

Have Arsenal got Pulis in as a set piece coach?

It's a mad one with Arsenal. All the attacking talent they have and they play for throws and set pieces like Tony Pulis did with Stoke. Crazy

Nick Faldo being a top bert. "Great that the Americans built a big stand for the Europeans to celebrate"

Starmer sounding like a cross between Partridge and Brent at the conference

Anyone still over in Spain

Thats Buatsi decision is wild

“So my promise to you is this…Labour will not put up your income tax, national insurance or VAT.” Rachel Reeves said this in June 2024 (just before the general election).

Embarrassing by Vinicius Jnr

Nowhere does boxing atmosphere like the UK. Football fans on the piss having a mint day

Make it make sense

Erling Haaland has scored his 32nd goal of the season. Isak's career best in a season is 31. We're in November.

The ticketing at City is getting beyond the joke. Champions league nights are a shambles

Shambles

Pep Guardiola: "I'm pretty sure if we do it again [have a team-talk when a #ManCity player is injured], the Premier League will fine us again. So it's better that we don't do it..."

Manchester City are now just two points behind league leaders Arsenal! ⏭️

If someone told you 20 years ago that Real Madrid would have a designated tifo to City you’d piss your pants