Sooo my grandpa ate half a quart of paint today thinking it was yogurt

Me: Hello sharks, Bleeding Alien is seeking $300,000 for- Mark Cuban: Good Lord! Me: Bleeding Alien is- Barbara Corcoran: Oh my God It’s everywhere Me: for a 6% stake in- Kevin O’Leary: Fuck it’s still alive, what is that thing Me: Funny you mention, this- Daymond John: I’m out

yearn

hungry? keep scrolling. maybe there's food in your phone

My friends call me names and tell me to kill myself

You never know how good you have it until it's gone

Your life is over at age 10. If you’re 11 years old your a chopped unc

I come back to this video once every 6 months just so I can feel something again

He found himself in lands remote, where strangers were seldom seen. “This seems like a peaceful place. I think I shall spend some time here.”

“Past the walls of our city are the Lands Beyond. They say none who set out there have ever returned.” “We’re even not supposed to be here. The Elders would have me exiled for this, or worse. But I had to see them with my own eyes.”

自分を大きく見せるのは疲れる。 等身大が良いよ。呼吸が楽になる。

He's literally named The Toddler Who Wins and you think 1 billion donkey kongs stand a chance?

Dinner time

AIよ 俺の仕事はいつ奪う？ さっさと奪え 待ちくたびれた

yeah the 6 piece combo president #fatass 😂🤦‍♂️

...Are you fucking kidding me? Great. Just great. #DayRuined

there's been a bunch of talk about the lazy developers making ghosts of yotei. I created a demonstration showing how easy it is to cut grass and make a character appear and become wet. let me know your feedback below

Had two servings of pasta bake. Debating a third. I am a glutton.