Booji Boy is up early and waiting to see what happens. fox8.com/2018/12/13/roc…

Would love to see a version of MARY POPPINS where Mary has to fix Alex DeLarge’s family from A CLOCKWORK ORANGE.

I love how the government shuts down every six months yet we didn't even close when that Pontiac Bonneville drove through the front windows.

It's a shell game. They keep your focus on one thing while moving the others around. Things aren't as they seem.

Hey The Ellen Show can I paint your house? I have two kids and need the work. I won't spill any paint and I'll dance any time you want, guaranteed. Have a great evening :)

Colleen said if this gets 50,000 retweets we each get to tell one customer to shut up.

Funny Quote of the Day: "Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle." - Robert Anthony

Yo, Steve. Even if you’ve never heard of me. Yo.

I am profoundly sad to hear that after 67 years, MAD Magazine is ceasing publication. I can’t begin to describe the impact it had on me as a young kid – it’s pretty much the reason I turned out weird. Goodbye to one of the all-time greatest American institutions. #ThanksMAD

We get that it's super hot out but if you're feeling like you're gonna pass out we have to ask that you take it outside.

This Sunday marks the 30th anniversary of the theatrical release of UHF. Here's a little interview I did about it with Lÿndsey Parker from Yahoo Entertainment: yhoo.it/32zAl6J

Good morning, good people. God bless you. Thank you for all the love and encouragement you have directed toward me and my family in my time of need. Thank you for all of your support—everything from gifts, meals,… instagram.com/p/B0TUVFPBbl7/…

Sorry I have been MIA, good people, but life threw me a gnarly curveball. Thankfully, I'm alive, but I've got a tough road ahead. Please spread the word about my #fundraiser as I work through this: facebook.com/donate/1091654… Much love, many thanks. #WritingCommunity #HorrorCommunity

As I recover from my accident (landofway.blogspot.com/2019/08/everyt…), I'm littering landofway.blogspot.com with #reviews. I'm hanging with #JackieChan, #Tool, #Godzilla, and #Conan. I'm watching good #horror movies and bad horror #movies. Check me out. #blog #amwriting #LandofWay #blogger

Want to read my latest #shortstory? Score a copy of the September issue of #ParABnormalMagazine here: irbstore.co/product-page/p… My contribution is titled "The Upside-Down Man," and I'm very proud of it. #horror #fiction #amwriting #HorrorCommunity #WritingCommnunity #LandofWay

It’s funny, how picking up things can be like a visual and also a literary spark from a match in some ways. The most creatively inspired I have been in a while...be intriguing to see where it goes! #newproject, #writing, #horror

Hey Dolly Parton check out these two! #JoleneChallenge

Guess what we call this phenomenon. Now there’s a chemical cause. - Gerald Casale/DEVO bgr.com/2019/12/21/ear…