I swear a good 15% of my timeline is content I’ve seen before. I miss when there was less video and more (fresh) reading.

From now on I will like every post I see with JUST text (unless truly disagreeable). My timeline is inundated in viral videos. I’m not here to see mindless content slop (in visual form) on actual repeat. How many AI gummibear fruits need forced upon my retina?

Guys I cannot with Gmail and the Apple Mail app. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong but I keep losing individual emails, missing out on attachments that, it turns out, DO in fact exist, and getting unreliable search results. For the love of god give me a decent mail app.

One of the lowkey funniest things my 2.5YO son does, is say “there you go mama” every time I hand HIM something.

These Elon Musk fan accounts make me aggressive.

Today is my birthday (turning 29), which is the only time all year that I ask for a repost 🌿 I hope you get lost in fantasy worlds as much as I do 🔮

Okay, does anyone else have this issue: My iPhone often doesn’t respond when I touch the screen to e.g. close a thread. My (left) thumb/index finger just aren’t read at times? It’s so weird, and annoying tbh. Apple any tips or am I just silly? Maybe it’s app specific (X )?

My printer is KILLING me. HP, how come you’re like market leader because you should really take some customer experience classes.

Ik vind het framen van Lisa’s vreselijke lot als consequentie van “onopgevoede zonen” erg kwalijk. Het doet de ernst/intentie van de daad af als een ingeving die bijgeschaafd kan worden terwijl alle beschaving mist. Dit verdient eerlijkheid en specificiteit; geen generalisaties!

Sorry did I miss a rapture?

My husband: CANcEL NETflIX Me: But what about Paw Patrol?

Can we talk about touch sensitivity on sponsored ads vs normal posts, X/Twitter?

I just learnt that Charles Dickens was a twat and his wife didn’t deserve him.

Imagine your super power is taking pictures that are indistinguishable from AI.

When nearly asleep my brain converts closed eye swirly light abstractions to some sort of bold stroke cubist impressionism.

Sad that there won’t be a Doctor Who Christmas episode this year 😢

Girls, a Le Creuset should not make you cry. You do not magically grow up from owning one. It’s a pan. Don’t be silly. Yeah, they’re pretty, but you’re just crowning them the new Stanley cup. Do your Le Creuset a favor and don’t mix cooking with flagrant materialism.

Wasn’t all that invested in Conformity Gate as I’m not a hardcore fan, but this 12 number is so interesting. What if it’s communicated solely to keep the door open that the main crew is in fact powering the mindflayer? E.g., Holly, 4 YA, 5 D&Ds, 2 adults?

I keep seeing literal copied posts. Jokes I’ve heard before, comment I’ve seen before… Those posts that did well the first time around. Can you all not think of something original though?

Should I delete Twitter?