PLS BRING SYNOPSIS BEHIND THE BOOK BACK!!!

Reading isn’t about the amount of books you finish. It isn’t about keeping up with the most trendy books, or the best sellers. Reading is about finding comfort in an escape. It’s about doing something you love.

I’m not asking for much, just cheaper books & endless time to read them all.

“Why are folks getting dumber?” Because they don’t read. “Why aren’t men as romantic & poetic as they used to be?” Because they don’t read. “Why are people so vulnerable to propaganda?” “Why is everyone a conspiracy theorist?” Because they don’t read. Because they don’t read.

For future notice: I am well aware of the recent rule to change an s' to s's when referring to a singular possessive that ends in an s, but I believe it's bullshit and looks weird and I need something to control so, from here on out, I will carry the s' torch.* *full bow

There is a WOMAN out there right now with no boyfriend, no side men, no situationship, no sneaky links, just by herself building the life she wants. Wherever you are, sis, you are going to win.

Leaving the DMV with no ID because I forgot to bring my umbilical cord & the Declaration of Independence.

it’s not the sex that we want, it's the INTIMACY. to be touched, stared, admired and loved.

Some Twitter users don't even tweet, they just retweet, laugh, and have fun.

the most gorgeous looking movie

Twas the night before Christmas When all through the house The air conditioner was running Because you live in the south

the devil works hard but she worked harder

My receptionist, Emily, lost her husband unexpectedly in a car accident. Our company policy allows for 3 days of bereavement leave. On day 4, she showed up, pale and shaking, trying to answer phones because she couldn't afford to lose her income. It was heartbreaking to watch. I

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Everyone talks about the male loneliness epidemic but no one talks about the hot, successful and smart girls who can’t find suitable partners cus dating in this day and age is equivalent to an involuntary check in at the mental hospital.

"let me ask chat gpt" me:

every time ppl talk about how wild they were in high school im just like damn…i was just doing my homework fr

I’ve seen people shamed on here for using “pretentious” words like foliage and complimentary. We ought to normalize having an interesting & expansive vocabulary. Don’t allow yourself to be bamboozled into speaking only in monosyllables for the sake of the illiterate.