I can't believe they wrote a whole article on this without mentioning white privilege. These people didn't think they'd get in trouble for breaking the law because they're white and the world hasn't taught them consequences. #wapo #WhitePrivilege washingtonpost.com/technology/202…

Stop Moscow Mitch McConnell veto power Expel Ted Cruz Expel Josh Hawley Expel Kevin McCarthy Expel Lindsey Graham Expel Mo Brooks Expel Ron Johnson Expel Louis Gohmert Expel Jim Jordan Expel Matt Gaetz Expel Lauren Boebert Expel Marjorie Taylor Greene Remove, Repair, and Heal

What you call "cancel culture" I call consequences

How come they only want to be nice when we're in power?

Our fringe (AOC and the squad) want people to have healthcare and food. Your fringe (Greene, Boebert et al.) is racist, trigger-happy, and believes in widely-debunked conspiracy theories. See the difference?

Alexa, what's the definition of "tone deaf"?

These oyster mushrooms have gone from unnoticeable yesterday to these plentiful and giant pins in one day!! Someone asked me what I was going to cook with them and I'm like, "um, I just want to watch them grow". #backtotheroots #growonegiveone

I always giggle when I see professionals on listservs and in Facebook groups typo and say someone's addicted to heroine. Me, too, man. Give me a story with a strong female lead and I'm all over it. #therapist #therapisttwitter #readbooks

I blame 1989 Christian Slater for my poor taste in men

Dear hacker, Please erase my student loans.

I've now heard the same joke about Sisyphus over and over and over and over and over and over and ov

I really like Bill Hader's nose. That's it. That's the tweet.

Since "obesity" is trending I want to remind you that the "obesity epidemic" isn't real. 1. Body size doesn't correlate with morbidity for the vast majority of people. 2. Many of the health conditions associated with body size are more related to discrimination than physiology.

I wonder if the judge has to get malpractice insurance now... ohiocapitaljournal.com/2021/08/30/jud…

Michael Beschloss Perfect number. If it was 10+ times more than compensatory, it would have had an appeals court knockdown. He testified he has $400 mill in cash. He can't file for bankruptcy, unlikely to get it thrown out on appeal. And enough to hurt. (Plus, if he lied about $440m? Perjury.)

Frantically updating "$83.3 Million" to relish the delicious taste of the comedy roast Donald Trump is about to receive

"$83.3 Million" Well, my evening plans just got better, time to settle in with the socials and enjoy the ride

He's in an airplane, huh? Someone figured out a way for him to melt down without access to socials

He's in an airplane, huh? Someone figured out a way for him to melt down without access to socials #Trumpisaloser

Excitement and panic feel exactly the same way in the body. Which are you feeling after the verdict? #verdict