*complains about big tech companies influencing elections *buys a big tech company to influence elections

wait, what?

And we couldn't send a single one for Ukraine.

the Russians built a janky pos

Darth Powell wut... Bro they're reading the history of the GFC like it's a manual...

BREAKING: Roaring Kitty of GameStop, $GME, has tweeted:

Imagine aliens landing, everyone bracing for the worst… and they step out jamming this. 🎶👽😂 #ufotwitter

This is my favorite video on the internet!!

Karoline Leavitt It’s all fake news. It was illegal for him to leak a Grindr thread that discussed no military tactics

BREAKING 🚨: Trump imposes tariffs on exporting to PDF

On tract to eliminating all capital gains in general this year

Scoop: Top money managers say it was Japan not China selling last night that upended the bond market and forced Trump’s hand into a pause. And yes Trump took the win as so many countries wanted to do deals. Never one thing that causes anything; story developing

AI is now funnier than SNL

Potentially. Think it might have a run to 290-300 first.

🚨 TRUMP SAYS HE WILL APPEAL TARIFF RULING

Style lessons from Robert Redford, one of the most stylish men in the last century. 🧵

On Friday my friend Mr VIX predicted a rally within 1-2 days with a 98% probability back tested 25 yrs due to the 30% surge. We got the rally. Today the VIX fell 12%. 25 yrs of data says when it falls that much a down day occurs in 1-2 sessions (Tues or Wed) 85% of the time. 🎯

Today was the S&P's worst breadth day ever for an "up" day. Since 1990, the S&P has never had weaker breadth on a day that it closed positive. The index closed up 0.23% with a net advance/decline line of -294. There were 104 stocks up and 398 down. 🤮