Luke I am your father

this is the skin of a killer, bella

nobody: me: let’s go eat mexican food

This how hard day 1 of the New Year hit me

You thought I was feelin you

We’re hiring influencers and by that we mean Sailors who influence the seas to remain free and open in accordance with international law.

Hide your girlfriends February 14th

Barstool will never be forgiven for this

watching the super bowl

can't believe the jeep with emmett standing up in the back is the cheapest option!

me after the breaking dawn part 2 battle scene was revealed to be a vision

Call me Peter Griffin the way I’m at the Lois point in my life

Me fighting off my anxiety and depression before bed every night

no one: me ignoring all my responsibilities:

me posing for every picture

"welcome to our mojo dojo casa house"

no one: me:

this is the twistiest twist to ever be twisted in cinematic history

me sending him on a noble quest to retrieve my water