I am in my cinnamon roll era.

I experienced lateral workplace violence 14 months ago and I still can’t talk about it without getting a tummyache.

I’m not mean, I’m a thousand years old and I just lost track of my moral code.

I am not feeling very cash money right now.

My 94 year old Papa is on Facebook and he is my biggest hype man. I shared an Adventure Time opinion vid on my story and he reacted “👍❤️🥺”

Season 1 of Adventure Time: A whole kingdom made of candy! Boy and dog explore dungeons! Season 6 of Adventure Time: God is dead.

How am I supposed to pick a first dance song when I’ve spent the last 15 years of my life listening exclusively to sad indie music

My patient just threw NINE p-waves before the QRS.

Me after receiving RSVP cards in the mail after already giving the venue the final count:

Overshooting the daily recommended value for Vitamin C Pros: cold went away. more energy. mood improvements. Cons: canker sores

If you saw me having a breakdown in the Walgreens parking lot, no you didn’t.

Jon has been getting ready for his Capstone project and he put “my wife, Macy” on his thank you page 🥹

So much anxiety recently. I had a dream last night that I was given a patient that I was 1:1 with because they kept punching nurses in the head and no patient attendant would stay with them. Dream Macy wasn’t even shocked. Just disappointed. #HappyNursesWeek

The Black Diamond Apple, grown in Tibet's Nyingchi region, Its distinct purple color is a result of the high altitude (over 3,500 m) where the temperature fluctuates wildly between night and day with the apples exposed to intense ultraviolet light x.com/tradingMaxiSL/…

It's one of the rare moments during the collapse of an iceberg when you can see the dark blue color at its base.

real

What show should I rewatch next?

El*n M*sk ruined Twitter.