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Grown up sized white baby I’m friends with: The way I be drinking this damn apple juice…ooh chile😂 Me: You can’t be talking like that White Baby.

(Me mumbling staring at the ground with a lite beer at the bar) My girlfriend: what? Me: this song is in fifa 15. Avicii was in his prime Gf: ok. I am going to cheat on you tonight

i wanna hang out in some of the big concrete corridors built around a large pipe from the second act of portal 2

San Jose, California 🇺🇸

Discovering new stages of tired

every day a new coworker asks if you've used chatgpt and the conversation doesn't end if you say "No."

[guy who knows about a second type of orange] oh is that a Valencia orange?

DisplayPort is WhatsApp, to me

Man it's so funny that they added a "verified" column to your notifications on here. What if there was a way to only see replies from the most annoying worms and freaks

Here's a tip for ya. Buy one of these at the dollar tree and cut the top off and use it to make one big ice cube at a time

God bless you brother

Just got an invoice paid with $19 in my bank account and went "whew!" so loud i think my downstairs neighbor heard

You cannot be caring about phones this much bro. You are talking like a letter from prison

150mg wellbutrin 5mg adderall 8oz red bull

putting on "pushin' through it" by james ivy on july 12 and then smacking it out of my own hands 40 seconds in like a dog with a sock

imgur rocks

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