The Mets have scored seven runs for Jacob deGrom. I repeat, the Mets have scored seven runs for Jacob deGrom.

Today I used the straps I keep to jam my classroom doors in case of an active shooter as a measuring tape to space out student seats to prevent the spread of a deadly viral pandemic. This is what it is to be an American teacher.

Worked last time. Let’s roll this out again. Mets are gonna win tonight, and when they do we're gonna give one person a $50 gift card who retweets this tweet and follows our account.

Hey Alexa, play “All by Myself” by Céline Dion.

Ordered DoorDash to save time because I’m packing up my house and they deliver the wrong order. End up wasting 30 minutes on the phone just to be told “order it again”. 3rd time dealing with shitty Door Dash Service #WorstService #GrubHubForLife

An emotional Keith, Gary, and Steve Gelbs talk about the bravery and character of Dom Smith.

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Amazing tip for teachers this coming week I saw on our internal school group. Tape a pencil to the back of your laptop and tip/hang a CD over the front, angled down. Instant free document camera.

this is the best pen ever. let's argue.

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You can’t even do this shit on GTA

That guy's hoodie says "Camp Auschwitz."

This is the funniest I have seen yet

We did it together! #BlackOut 0⃣0⃣0⃣0⃣0⃣0⃣0⃣0⃣0⃣

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do!

Not gonna lie, Kylie Kelce always has me wanting Dunkin' with her ads on her podcast!!! Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce #ButterPecan