Need to get my money up, man. PDF no be life.

Isak and Ekitike won’t be playing for the same club in 2 years time. It never works…

Bro would've been on Wiz's aura level if the falloff didn't happen, too easy for this dude right from time.

clothes too dirty for the closet, but too clean for laundry. welcome to: the chair

getting a random boner is a bit funny like what is it boy what do you see

It’s so normal for Bruno doing this that it’s Mbeumo’s first touch that gets the most credit. Incredible first touch, but Bruno is the most normalized world class player in the world.

soon, they’ll give you your flowers #NSOW

Relax bruh. Success is guaranteed. Smile at the barista and tell her you like her bracelet. Buy your grandma some flowers. Give your little sister 100 bucks. Buy those shoes you like. Your win is imminent. Might as well act like it.

Everything this life has to offer, fast cars. Big ah trucks, bad babe, expensive tattoos, expensive smoke, clean fits, everything. Me and the boys go experience am. I put that sh!t on my mama

Omah Lay turned Groundnut to Garanoti just to stay right on beat, on another song he turned Patricia into Paturishia to do the same thing, I love when Afrobeats artistes do this lmaoo

Ideas are not yours The universe is a library Nothing is original Death to your ego Life to your divine right to create

This is the realest shii man 😭😭😭

Someone said “no legal job” can buy you a brand new car in Nigeria, then people are bringing up 0.00005% of the population to counter his point. Nigerians are actually retarded. My God! Did you people learn anything in school at all?

Life is just kinder when there’s a beautiful woman telling you not to worry about things while stroking your hair.

you go dey reason say you don see everything, life go just knack you one fresh plot twist.

life don real. everybody don dey find 9-5.

Not even exaggerating, having good friends will save your life.

English is such a fascinating language. Look at this sentence

You're comparing MI to the dude who made GKMC, TPAB, DAMN & MM&TBS all consecutively??? The only rapper in existence to have won a Pulitzer?? Nahh man stop please 😂

LQT, A comparison with J.Cole makes more sense and is more reasonable. Dot? He's on a whole different level. Respek to Mr Incredible tho🙏