⠀ wolf noises

⠀ bites the reader no miss

⠀ “ MUAHAHAHAHA ! fear me human ! you don't stand a chance against me ! ” bites her again -

⠀ ah ! he's supposed to be the one biting here ! bites her again !

⠀ “ oh no ! not a newspaper ! i'm not a puppy . ” he's totally not bluffing . the wolf bites her yet again .

⠀ oh ! so it's a fight she wants ! ? it's a fight she'll get ! wincing slightly , he bites her back even harder than before !

⠀ “ ah ! how dare ! ” how will she get a hose if he bites the sleeve of her shirt and doesn't let go !

⠀ he stumbled backward , falling onto his back as she bit down on his shoulder . letting out a growl not unlike hers , he begins to push and bite at her .

⠀ she is . . . surprisingly strong . don't worry , it shouldn't tear . although a fair amount of saliva is soaking into it . nothing that can't be washed off of course .

⠀ you fool ! then he'll just smell like wet dog ! she cannot win !

⠀ what a foolish ploy . obviously he's not gonna fall for - s q u e a k . he immediately let's go and sits on the ground , looking up expectantly .

⠀ “ i promise ! ” he quickly said , his tail unconsciously wagging behind him . it was pretty humiliating but he couldn't ignore his basic instinct .

⠀ “ . . . yes . what do you want ? ” he asked , still floating against the piece of wood . it was the only thing keeping him from sinking at this point .

⠀ sounds too good to be true . something smells fishy here . . . he has no idea who arceus is .

⠀ “ pet ! ? ” he exasperated , quite shocked that he would make such a demand . “ th' hell is that supposed to mean ! ? i'm not some animal you can just domesticate ! ” he replied . he wasn't about to do anything as he was brought into the air .

⠀ that dog was a lot more ferocious than the wolf that was for sure . as soon as she let go , he rubbed his shoulder . luckily it didn't break skin . as she turned around , he began to pout . he wasn't done but attacking someone from behind was dishonorable .