When the Epstein files finally get leaked in 30 years time our kids are gonna think we must have been the dumbest motherfuckers ever

The rise of bottled/filtered water in Scotland is my pet peeve. Drink out the fucking tap you nonce.

Don't think there's any other way to reasonably eat a T-bone steak honestly.

"ice cube what letter comes after T in the alphabet"

Basshunter spoke for nerds when no other celebrity would and I think it's sad we forgot him.

having your phone up to record live events is the ultimate NPC behaviour. We could safely take away the ability to vote for any of these people and nothing would get worse.

Every day can be new tattoo day

Found out some people actually have conversations with their friends online instead of just sending memes back and forth with thumb up reacts. Insane

I’m very sorry to twitch and to my community, I’ll be taking the time to reflect on my actions after this slip up. I’ll do better and handle cartoon fruit more respectfully going forward. I know what I’ve done is reprehensible but I hope they will accept my humble appeel 😔🍌

People calling Sona a Hatsune Miku ripoff in the league cinematic and you get riot fanboys commenting like "Sona has been around for 15 years she isnt copying hatsune miku from fortnite" Brother Miku is eternal, 15 years ago Sona WAS a hatsune miku reference, and she still is.

CRASHOUT FOR THE AGES

I don’t know what any of that means

Kickboxing is all fun and games until you get kickboxed.