I told my girlfriend NO the other day . I felt so sick afterwards, may I never do that ever again

Objectify your husband. He craves it. I like to smack mine on the ass and let him know I’m only with him for his good looks.

bloopers in movie credits

This is maybe the saddest thing I’ve ever seen in my life

You NEVER KNOW how nasty you are until you fall in love with the right person 😭😭

Once we swap spit, you my business idgaf

I always do~

Keeping my blades nice and sharp for the big night 🤭

How many outfits do I need to buy 😐

Well length has never been much of an issue of mine~

Maybe 🤭 The only time you’ll hear me say harder~

None. No clothes at all in fact. That’ll be just fine 😌

Okay you make a convincing argument there. But the string in my teeth can get frustrating…

I make it your issue instead 😌 Better to have too much than too little~

Artwork. Every inch of your body a masterpiece waiting for physical and emotional appreciation…

blocking on twitter is like this

The sheer fucking nerve of some ppl 😒😒

The things I’d do for Sophia. 😌