Oke Hamburg und nächste Woche zerficken wir dann die Bürgerschaftswahl so richtig. In Mitte die Linke stärkste Partei im Moment.

A not insignificant portion of men's fashion seems to be "what if shirt was condom" and I hate it. No flavour. It somehow manages to be neither slutty nor sexy.

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAI… i just need 9 more responses pleaaaaseee I will give you a big kiss if you fill this form out so I can submit it before sunday

Kann gar nichts sehn alles dunkel doch Sonnbrille im Club ist leider geil Wusste nicht dass das echt ist, Crazy stuff

MAJOR NEWS my bump is leaking

noone can even tell I was spontaneously operated on yesterday... I'm being so brave rn.....

You wouldn't believe how fucking difficult it is to find plain unsweetened corn flakes, damn

There's nothing more powerful that that tiny piece of content that is so POTENT that it spawns a whole new movement in the Fandom, the one factoid that reshapes all of Fanon, the one interaction that elevates a character from background rando to commonly shipped.

Has anyone made a good gay cover of Jessie's Girl about being into Jessie? Cause I need that

Griffin McElroy, the man that you are

the music for taz ethersea goes so insanely hard my god

The emotional devastation when you stop calling them your best friend in your head

me

Alle Wege führn nach Rom oder wenn man am Bahnhof in Kiel ist: alle Züge gehn nach Hamburg

Who's going to pvris Hamburg?

Ein Leben lang wird einem gesagt wie wichtig Sicherheit und Datenschutz im Internet ist und jetzt soll ich Twitter meinen Ausweis schicken, was ein dummer scheiß

Dies das derbysieger

Labubus are just the new monchhichis

"Phan is real" is an incredible line to rizz up some lesbians btw

Gotta catch em* all *psychiatric diagnosis