Happy Endings

Wanneer jy nie jou boeke kry nie- besluit om die huishulp se lewe te neem- en dan agter kom hulle was nog die heeltyd in jou sak..#sorryanna

A piglet being squeezed by a nimfomaniac on probation... - that's how screwed I feel right now #toetsweek

"Funny Tweets™: i play guitar but she's into drummers /:" Lucas Theron

Toe ek klein was kon ek die weermag se mainframe hack so goed was ek met 'n rekenaar.. Nous ek basies die ekwivalent van iemand se ouma...

Dag as jy uitvind jy skryf 2 toetse op een dag- pff whatever eks 'n gladiator. Dag voor die 2 toetse- OD op kalmeerpille

.....my love/hate relationship with the snooz button...

"...cruise control, so you can text while driving on your way home from the bar..."

"The nights are long but the years are short when you're alive"- red hot chili peppers

"The weaker meat, the strong do eat":-)

"Al wat ek nodig het is 'n uitsig en 'n ligte bries om in af te koel..."

Makes a typo... Attempts to correct it. Makes the exact same one again. -swallows phone whole

"Verslaaf aan massamedia,Slagoffer van prestasie-angs en… Paranoia"

"What's the point of being able to talk if you gotta keep secrets"- Donkey