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When someone talks shit about one of your shitcoins.

This is what greets you when you decide to move to Crypto Instagram

Day 4 of No Nut November and I can now see arrays of Bollinger Bands flowing around all physical matter within a fifteen meter radius of my suppressed genital region.

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You wouldn't have survived two weeks in 2012 Twitter when people were fake RTing each other.

You can hit delete on your wrong calls, but that post is already tucked away safely on a no profile pic account's phone as he tweets out the screenshot and all 14 of his followers tear you apart like hyenas.

Hey Twitter, I met this guy at a trap house in 1993. We were basically best friends for that night so I need y’all to help me find my best friend cause I miss him and I need a hit of some potent hopium real bad. Please retweet this so we can be reunited.

Capitulated crypto accounts coming back from the dead.

The people who talk shit directly to the SEC twitter handle are the same fearless mofos who would cuss at and call their parents by their first name when you went over to their house to play.

guys im getting reported to the drug enforcement agency for tax fraud

Dawg, if you sell someone a shitty product just to make a quick buck, at least have the common courtesy to spit at their face and tell them you also fucked their mom last night. What the fuck is this pussy ass backtracking bullshit? Embrace your inner scammer with your CHEST.

You hit a girl raw and it'll have you checking her IG stories for the next three weeks to make sure she still drinking alcoholic beverages.

Shill me your favourite anime

Oh alright I'll just go fuck myself

This is how 95% of girls answer questions on Instagram.

This is the last time I'm ever logging into this site.

Me: I have 9 friends Friend: So how's that Bitcoin doing bud? 😂 Me: x.com/tylerthecreato…