theres no bigger test of patience than typing your fucking email address in on a tv with the remote

Hopefully it'll be a quiet one tonight.

Kayla Nicole had the Opportunity to do the funniest thing and she took it.

You wouldn’t like me. I like pineapple on my pizza.

“I should have a couple of hundred left.” Balance: £0.12

This is Andrew Johnson from Peterborough. He is the train driver whose quick thinking saved lives by diverting the LNER train so that emergency services could rapidly board it following the mass stabbing attack last night. He is an Iraq War veteran and a brave unsung hero. 💪🏽

I took my rescue dog to the groomer for the first time today. He kept looking at me to make sure that I hadn't left. He doesn't want to be abandoned again

21 years ago, destiny’s child released ‘soldier’

No, No, No, Pt. 1 Destiny’s Child (1998)

Mind-blowing discovery 🤯

When I tell people I can’t see at night, so I rarely drive after dark, they look at me like I’m nuts. This is what people with an astigmatism see at night…

Don't be afraid to spend money on concert tickets and travel. Be afraid of growing old and realizing the only place you ever went was work.

I’m a liar.

I feel sorry for anyone that’s found the scene with the guys in the jungle annoying. Seriously must have miserable lives because that was pure joy ❤️ #ImACeleb

Petition for I’m a celeb to be brought forward 1 hour because 9-10:30 is to late🤣

Think people should remember that whilst people have had a successful year, Jack lost his world a few months ago. Give him a chance to blossom and be kind. #ImACeleb #imacelebrity

Oh hey Waitrose & Partners , you and I have very different ideas of what "a little treat" means...

YESSSSSSSS