Zookeeper who's always doing this to the animals

this literally making her sound like jesus

job-hopping is a funny concept like hey i’m gonna go hate my life over there instead

Queria que as mulheres deixassem seus homens feios em casa

they should have been the golden globes announcers

she looks legit af

Congratulations to Smoke and Stack 😌

This white man be in the shaderoom comments tussling for his girl. IKTR Nic

Ok men tactical formation, we’re going potty

cool. why this picture

Marvin Gaye did not have a single clue what was going on in the world lmaooooo

is this good

paid $20 copay for doctor visit that took less than 2 minutes

You just inspired a tweet (derogatory)

absolutely hating your job but every other tweet you’ve read in the last week was “HOLD ON TO YOUR JOB FOR DEAR LIFE DONT QUIT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES”

Oh, nice. The day of reckoning and retribution is coming. Naturally, this leads me to fear not.

if there was one woman in this locker room the dots would have been connected IMMEDIATELY after this. shane & ilya were lucky to be surrounded by people who get hit on the head all the time

Finally. A real headline.