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@lotsoflamps

I have a ballbusting fetish. I also love big boobs, bubble butts and many other things that start with B, such as banana bread and butterflies.

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That little moment where a guy has JUST been hit in the balls by a woman and he has a silly, bug-eyed look on his face of shock, embarrassment, and defeat is one of my favorite things in the world.

That little moment where a guy has JUST been hit in the balls by a woman and he has a silly, bug-eyed look on his face of shock, embarrassment, and defeat is one of my favorite things in the world.
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Female supremacy, for me, is a quiet source of joy I never talk about it I just quietly live a life of awe and appreciation for feminine power. I see a pretty girl and I don't want to possess her or even need her attention. I see her walk by and just love that she exists.

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Women are crazy. But I also have an X account where I vent my obsession for women kicking men in the balls, so I'm crazy, too. Life makes more sense when you accept your own craziness.

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As I get older, my appreciation for women's butts in the 80s increases. It's that tight, cute little aerobics ass. Watched the 1986 movie VAMP tonight, which is partly set in a strip club, and it teems with fine 80s backsides.

As I get older, my appreciation for women's butts in the 80s increases. It's that tight, cute little aerobics ass. 

Watched the 1986 movie VAMP tonight, which is partly set in a strip club, and it teems with fine 80s backsides.
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I 1000% sympathize with women who hate the Grok manipulations of their image and I respect their wishes. BUT some other women are having fun with it and it's infectious, so I play along, but always keep it silly, never gross and "porny".

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A woman's power is an extremely heavy thing for a man to process. Not every man can handle it. Some men react very badly and are mad all of the time. I'm so glad I didn't become that.

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Ladies, it's important to make sure that your yoga pants are up all the way so you should do this for several minutes every time you put them on. I also recommend doing it on camera and posting it to TikTok so everyone can see the proper method for putting on yoga pants. Thanks.

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I could use a nice romantic evening with a woman who makes fun of me for being short and bald and then kicks me in the nuts and laughs at me.

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Ballbusting is a cocktail The spirit - The kick in the balls itself (harsh and bitter on its own) The sweet - The woman's femininity/beauty/sexiness The sour - The humiliation of being dominated and put in your place by her DELICIOUS!

Ballbusting is a cocktail

The spirit - The kick in the balls itself (harsh and bitter on its own)

The sweet - The woman's femininity/beauty/sexiness

The sour - The humiliation of being dominated and put in your place by her

DELICIOUS!
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Had a ballbusting dream! A sexy tall girl tells me to grab something from a high shelf. My manlet ass can't reach it, but I try hard. She rolls her eyes, knees me in the balls, and easily reaches the shelf. "Never mind, little man" she says as I wince in pain.

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I don't buy this propaganda about how testicles hang outside of the body because they're supposed to be "cool" or some shit. They clearly hang between our legs because women are supposed to kick, punch, or grab us there to keep us in line.

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If I had to pick the #1 cutest thing a girl could say after she kicks a guy in the nuts it would be for her to laugh and say something like "I'm so glad I'm a girl" while he winces in pain. (art by Knave)

If I had to pick the #1 cutest thing a girl could say after she kicks a guy in the nuts it would be for her to laugh and say something like "I'm so glad I'm a girl" while he winces in pain. 

(art by Knave)