LEAKED EMAIL: Applebee’s franchise exec says that rising gas prices are great for business because the chain can offer workers lower wages. “Most of our employee base and potential employee base live paycheck to paycheck… the labor market is about to turn in our favor.”

Me and Andy Kaufman did that sh*t 35 years ago!!

The year Hattie McDaniel won her Oscar for Gone With the Wind, people had to pull favours to let her in the building, & she was made to sit at the far end of the room, against the wall, with her Agent. So No...Not the most shameful night in Oscar History. not even top 20

thinking about that time Lady Gaga took Kermit the Frog to the MTV awards

After being a member for 30 years I’m embarrassed to be associated with the Oscars telecast.Not because of “The Slap” but because of the phoniness of the show. All I sense is a desperate attempt to get more viewers by any means possible, not a show about the love of making movies

An 11-year-old who survived the school shooting in Texas went into survival mode and put someone's blood on herself to pretend she was dead. The classmate next to her died and then saved her life. This is the kind of trauma you hear from an active war zone, not a 4th grade class.

I just saw the custom made caskets for the Uvalde victims. If someone says "that's the cost of freedom" to that, you have to immediately show them the cost of saying that shit.

“I’m raising your rent next year”

Theory: there are 4 steps of being a Force Ghost 1) Voice only (Qui-Gon in TCW) 2) Intangible spirit (Qui-Gon in OWK, or the ghosts of Episode VI) 3) Semi-tangible ghost (Obi-Wan ghost sitting, Luke catching the lightsaber in TROS) 4) Corporeal appearance (Yoda in TLJ)

I was talking to my Dad about flight delays and staffing issues, and my dad pointed out a problem I'd missed entirely. There are no new pilots.

If y’all transfer and still don’t play🤦🏽‍♂️what you gone do Transfer again😂

Dawn The same school that had Betsy DeVos speak on its campus was "humiliated" by Ed Reed? Lol!

If you were okay with the “freedom convoy” blocking traffic, but not a protest blocking traffic for Tyre Nichols on the I-55 bridge . . .

To all of the verified Twitter Blue vigilantes who feel duty bound to educate me about: a) Africans enslaving other Africans. b) Black on Black crime in America, or c) How my privilege makes me somehow less Black. Please f*ck all the way off!

Take the vacation from work, every time. "Stick it to the man"-Adam #HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelAdam #spindlehorse