Me on public transport with my headphones in pretending I’m in a music video 🎥

May have flooded my kitchen in the process but I just fixed a broken washing machine. Current feels:

A Shark’s Tale was miles better than Finding Nemo imo

When Ken Kratz speaks... #MakingAMurdererPart2

The majority of my time on Facebook is spent figuring out who tf everyone is because they all got married and changed their names

I am tired of these motherfuckin elves on this motherfuckin shelf #elfontheshelf

You vs the girl he told you not to worry about

Political shade from Maybelline

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Feeling a deep connection with this copywriter on an intellectual level.

Alexa, skip.

Can someone with a law degree pls inbox me I need to send a cease and desist letter to everyone who’s ever worn cycle sorts for fashion xx

Unpopular opinion: Easter Edition Creme eggs are shit and no amount of deep fried batter can make them not shit.

Your Irish granny after you tell her you’ve got an exam #MetGala2019

Tinder profile vs reality 🤣

If Game of Thrones were a musical, this would be it 😂 #Den #Eurovision

People who read books and walk at the same time are psychopaths

Me: Summer is here, what a glorious day, nothin can bring me down Hayfever: