Just got a 1.75L bottle of sailor jerry's rum for $20. Deal lasts till 25th

Over all I'd call today a pretty good day.

Just learned the difference between the sherif, pd, & highway patroll. Sherif is a county thing while pd is city baised.

My amusing idea is to gather up a bunch of snails & give them slick paint jobs. Not sure where best place for release is though.

It's so relaxing when they clean our hoods.

Just installed windows 7. interesting so far

Jack has funnel cakes now. They're tasty.

I never realized how much dust and crap was in my keyboard

Mustard + mouth cut = a surprising amount of pain.

Mmm... year old defrosted hot dogs... The use by date was may of 09 but it's been in the freezer this whole time. I wonder if I'll get sick.

Having sat off is wierd

Got called in tonight

Never mind. Dissregard that. Aparently I don't have to come in now.

Looks like i'm working 6 days again next week =/

Holy crap $10 tip

@ckcoburn we're not supposed to but sometimes people insist

Next days off are tue/sun

They gave me monday/tuesday off next week. 3 day weekend baby!

3 day weekend canceled. They called me in tomorow.

RT @Tacopunch: I'm not a doctor I just play one in bed.