don't text her please, yes she's in lagos this december & no she doesn't want to hang with you. may they no use you catch trips

Me pretending to be a make a wish kid to meet Ruben Amorim

Psalms one 2-1

not you wanting to go outside with no pocket money smh

this december your kicks and your fit will say a lot about your girlfriend's pocket

When visiting Nigeria as an ijgb you’ll get a tiny itch to move back it’s important that you buy Nixoderm to treat the craw craw

Gyokeres to gooner fans

Me watching my wife get undressed for the 29,731st time

“that’s your third bowl of ice cream you fat bitch”

Dentist: "You've been grinding in your sleep" Me: "I appreciate it big dawg"

If I come your crib tomorrow put enough cream for that coleslaw I no be goat.

People don't think about you as much as you'll like to believe. No one cares man.

Make she sha bring something come house

Praying none of yall are unwrapping podcast equipment 🙏🏿

i hope language never stops evolving

Telling me what to do after my haircut when you didn’t pay for it is just insane

Viktor Gyokeres vs Liverpool: 0 Goals/Assists 0 Shots 0 Duels Won 0 Dribbles 6/7 Passes Completed 62 Hair Flicks GYOKY MINAJ 💅💅💅

algeria kdrr

Pls snd 200 naira etisalat credit to dis no 08180051962 if u hve a heart pls nd God bless