Real friends don't get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive. #lolsotrue

Boys, if you don't look like Calvin Klein models, don't expect girls to look like Victoria's Secret angels. #lolsotrue

Sorry, I can't hear you. I naturally tune out stupid people. #lolsotrue

They are called 'skinny jeans', not 'make you skinny jeans'. #lolsotrue

Sleep is my drug. My bed is my dealer. My alarm is the cops. School is the jail. #lolsotrue

That mini party you have when the teacher leaves the classroom. #lolsotrue

My name must taste good, it's always in someone's mouth. Keep talking you are making me famous! #lolsotrue

It would be nice if we could manage to get on the same level, but I'll never get that low and you'll never get this high. #lolsotrue

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew. #lolsotrue

I wish I could press fast forward, just to see if you are worth the wait. #lolsotrue

Speak your mind because those who matter, don't mind and those who mind, don't matter. #lolsotrue

If you're gonna be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty. #lolsotrue

Sometimes the best response is a smile and a one finger salute. #lolsotrue

When somebody says, 'You are kind of cute.' What the hell do you mean by kind of? #lolsotrue

Saying 'eww' when you hear someone's name that you don't like. #lolsotrue

If your phone's battery life lasts longer than your relationships, you're doing it wrong. #lolsotrue

Everything is 10x funnier when you are not supposed to laugh. #lolsotrue

That boss moment when you started an applause. #lolsotrue

I'm that kind of person that wants to get good grades, but doesn't want to study. #lolsotrue

Laughing so hard, no noise comes out, so you sit there clapping like a retarded seal. #lolsotrue