Worst chirstmas morning ever. I woke up joyful because I was gonna watch the first two transformers movies so I could see Megan Fox in action. Felt like my heart got ripped out when I saw Netflix removed them. Will need to drown the sorrows later. #meganfox #barkback

I’m seeing all these dating wraps on tik toks and people are going on double digit plus dates. Meanwhile I can’t even get Siri to talk to me let alone a real female with a pulse #sad

Bender til December starts today!!! #2026 #barkback

Might be the worst golfer ever. Can only go up from here right? Rome wasn’t built in a day. Neither was a decent golfer. #golf

The Long Run by the Eagles is an absolutely phenomenal song. #longrun #eagles

This chick in Braveheart is hot #hot #braveheart

Gonna b cold this week. If you don’t wanna freeze, call big Giese. PROPANE #FNG #propane

That chick they just showed on the tv looked awfully familiar

What a complete nightmare 2night was. #nightmare

Sitting here at bubbas pub talking about transformers Megan’s Fox with a couple of dudes. This is my life. #Phenomenal

It’s Friday! You know what rhymes with Friday? BEER!! #Friday #barkback

Another Friday in the book. As expected… another nightmare. #nightmare

Walked outside and felt like summer. Royal rumble is on. How can I not bark back today?! #RoyalRumble #barkback

Watching the woman’s Royal rumble. Not a fan of the outfits but match was solid!!! I have a new crush- Sol Ruca I LOVE you Sol Ruca

Body. Hurts. 14 hours at bubbas yesterday. Complete nightmare #RoyalRumble #barkback #nightmare

Matthew Stafford”s wife is hot #MVP

I have a feeling today could get very dangerous… some might say um a complete NIGHTMARE.. stay tuned chat! #barkback #saturday

Again, I was correct, an absolute nightmare

Asked Todd felderman what color the Gatorade was gonna be “ITS YELLOW” now we are richer than hen shit

Found out today my tik tok crush from sophomore year of college likes women. We have so much in common