The #captain of the #CollegeFootball team never lets me leave the #LockerRoom unless I take a whiff of his #sweaty #armpits in front of the other #jocks & #AlphaMales. #AIArt #CollegeLife #Football #FootballMemes #College

Imagine realizing that your #highschool #football #bully is your new #college #dorm #roommate! The second you made #eyecontact with the #alphamale #collegefootball #meathead, an old fashioned #swirly was inevitable. #SucksToBeYou. #AIArtwork #CollegeLife #Humiliation #Swirlies

#Grateful to the #collegefootball team for trying to help me #loseweight, but #stomping on my food with their #giantfeet isn't working. One #alphamale #meathead #bully told me a liquid diet would help, then shoved my face into a full #toilet. #AIArt #Swirlies #Swirly #Trampling

Do the #CollegeFootball #jocks keep stepping on my food with their #GiantFeet because they're trying to help me #LoseWeight, or because it amuses the #AlphaMale #meatheads to see me keep eating after their sweaty #MaleFeet touches my meals? #AIArt #CollegeLife #Football #College

The janitors at my #college love to give me #wedgies & #swirlies in front of the #CollegeFootball team. One #construction #foreman gave me an #armpit #headlock in the #lockerroom, another shoved me into a #locker! #CollegeLife SUCKS! #AIArt #Wedgie #Swirlie #Swirly

#Landlord initially gave me a #wedgie to teach me a lesson after I was late with rent. A month later, the #alphamale gave me another one because I was a few bucks short. Rent is due today & I'm purposefully short-changing him knowing the #consequence. #AIArt #CollegeLife #Wedgies

Was watching #football when my #college #roommate came home & told me to sit on the floor. Wasn't comfy cuz the #collegefootball #meathead used my shoulders as a footstool. When I went to the #toilet, the #alphmale #jock snuck in & gave me a #swirly! #AIArt #CollegeLife #Swirlies

Thought I was #hazing #rookie #footballers with other #collegefootball players. Turns out I was the one getting #hazed. The #college #meathead #jocks took turns giving me a #swirly before the #quarterback kicked me off the #football team. #CollegeLife #AIArt #Swirlies #Initiation

#ProTip for #college #students: master the art of getting yourself OUT of a #locker from the inside! #CollegeFootball #jocks will inevitably shove you into one. Think other #football #meatheads or fellow #nerds will let you out? Think again. #AIArt #AIArtwork #CollegeLife

The biggest #downside of being a #trucker are the #swirlies & #wedgies I get from fellow #truckers. I don't know why these #alphmales single me out, but I have yet to leave a #truckstop without some #bully #truckdriver giving me either a #wedgie or #swirly. #AIArt #TruckerLife

My #truckstop #boss doesn't #respect me. I chalked the first #swirly he gave me to #initiation, but the #swirlies the #burly #trucker has since given me are just mean. I told him this, & the #alphamale #bully promised to stop...then gave me a #wedgie. #AIArt #TruckerLife #Wedgies

#CollegeFootball #jock made a #bet with his fellow #meatheads that I couldn't #deepthroat his #bigtoe all the way down. Before the #college #bully could make me, I tried to escape, but ran right into the #alphamale #footballer's #sweaty #armpit. #FML. #AIArtwork #AI #CollegeLife

#ProTip: learn to hold your breath for as long as you can. That way, when #collegefootball #jocks #swirly you, you'll be able to withstand the #swirlies for longer. Just don't let the #college #football #meatheads spot your hard-on while they're having fun. #AIArt #CollegeLife

When #CollegeFootball #jocks approach me with their #sweaty #DirtySocks, I just open my mouth, at this point. #ResistanceIsFutile when it comes to these #college #meatheads, & the subsequent #wedgies the #footballers give me are just as inevitable. #CollegeLife #AIArt #AI #Wedgie

If I can just get through one day at the #truckstop without some #AlphaMale #trucker giving me either a #wedgie or a #swirly, that would be great. My #boss said it was just part of the job...then gave me a #swirlie. #Swirlies #AIArtwork #AIArtist #AIArt #TruckerLife #Wedgies

Drank so much last night, totally #inebriated. Seeing how #drunk I was, my #collegefootball #buddies said they kept me #hydrated! I'm #thankful for the #college #football #jocks' #friendship, but not sure why my clothes are yellow & rank? #CollegeLife #AI #AIArt #Swirlies #Swirly

The worst part of living with a #meathead #collegefootball #jock are the #surprise #wedgies you get. The #alphamale #footballer's post-#workout #armpit headlocks aren't great, either. Then there's the #swirlies that come out of nowhere... #AlArt #Swirly #Wedgie #College #Football

#College #RA asked me to clean the #LockerRoom #washroom. As I was about to begin, a bunch of mischevious #CollegeFootball #jocks walked in. The #AlphaMale #footballers grabbed my hair & took turns shoving my face into unflushed #urinals! #CollegeLife #AIArt #Swirlies #Swirly

I hate being the smallest guy on the #CollegeFootball team. When the #AlphaMale #meatheads aren't making me worship their #GiantFeet or sweaty #armpits, the #college #football #jocks are dunking my head in unflushed urinals face-first. #CollegeLife SUCKS! #AIArt #Swirlies #Swirly

2 years ago he was a #fratboy, #humiliating me in front of #fraternity bros by making me rub his #GiantFeet at #frat parties. 1 year ago he was giving me #swirlies as the #CollegeFootball star #quarterback. Today he was hired as my new #boss. #AIArt #Swirly #MaleFeet #CollegeLife