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Lars

@lobster_claw

raconteur, roustabout, rapscallion

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calendar_today26-09-2009 18:36:30

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If someone answers a question by starting with, "that's a good question," that either means, "I was hoping that someone would ask me that, and I have prepared an answer," or "I have absolutely no idea how to answer that." There is no in-between.

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I'd really like to hear a podcast host begin the show with, "To be honest, today's guest is mediocre at best, and we're really not too thrilled to have them, but hey, it's the best we could do."

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I guess if we could just resolve this whole Joe Rogan situation, all of our civilizational-level problems would be solved!

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It is difficult to get the news from poems, yet men die miserably every day for lack of what is found there. ~ William Carlos Williams

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I have no arts to outwit Change, And death is sure, there is no doubt. I pray you take my word for it. When you are offered wine, do not refuse.