耶穌入Iâ-lō͘-sat-léng，「通城搖泏/thong siâⁿ iô-choat」。 #góao̍htâigí Chit个詞有夠súi。

「Ka-kī to leh phāiⁿ hông-kim--ah,閣beh kā人看風水。」 #góao̍htâigí hông-kim tō是金斗甕仔，hông-kim phāiⁿ--leh tō是無錢起墓，chit款人ka-kī祖先to顧袂好勢--ah，別人起墓伊閣beh kâng看風水出意見，按呢tō是真無資格。（親像我離過緣ê人講beh教恁婚姻圓滿久長ê撇步按呢，無資格）

Using Chinese for everything is giving them active consent.

Kiú-khóng年代時行hit-lō外套有「THIAP-KENG」--ê (shoulder pad). #góao̍htâigí

壁有pit，nā箍鐵筋、khōng-ku-lí--ê，tō khah無要緊；Ah nā thia̍p磚仔--ê，無鐵筋挽tiâu--leh，一下hâm-sau tō規塊siàng--落來。 #góao̍htâigí

...一个外省仔kā伊CHÙ-PHÁIⁿ-SIĀ (hō͘伊看我袂爽)，hit擺一句話無tú好，伊CHHI̍H óa--來，ùi我pak-tó͘邊tō beh kā我THIO--loeh. #góao̍htâigí

衫mài買烏--ê lah，親像tú-chiah hit領án-ne CHHIÒ-SEK CHHIÒ-SEK，ke gōa好看--leh。 #góao̍htâigí

酒店犯法，警察來beh lia̍h人。伊hit形--ê哪有可能做董事長？人看mā知影he hông CHHIÀⁿ-KOAIⁿ--ê。 #góao̍htâigí

中文聖經kah蒙古文啥tī-tāi?

九份仔m̄好拜六禮拜去，he人相kheh，kheh甲ē出油。 #góao̍htâigí

中語『Lûn-phân』tang-sî-á是台灣話譯--過去ê

Tī教會聽着司會講kang-tiâⁿ，一下查，閣chiâⁿ-si̍t--ê.

「Chit-má少年人攏pân-tōaⁿ--ê khah chē--lah. Nā beh講骨力，干焦工場hit个阿妹TÉNG我ē tio̍h.」 Btw, 查埔老--ê「認真」講「gīn-chin」，正台中腔。 #góao̍htâigí

Chóng-siòng n. Kā hiān-tiûⁿ ta̍k ê lâng lóng-chóng hip--ji̍p-khì ê siòng-phìⁿ, hō-chò chóng-siòng. Tī tiúⁿ-ló kàu-hōe thiaⁿ--tio̍h ê.

外交部辦pha-su-phò͘-tò͘改台灣名，kā成大台語證書chah leh去，ke真好勢，櫃台攏袂ke問一寡有--ê無--ê。證書頂頭有台灣名、身份證字號，無漢字名，真好用。

Upon needing to mention a Japanese name to Taiwanese users, somehow we believe they can best understand when that Japanese name is pronounced in Chinese. WHY?????

Was in a good mood until I tried to collect a parcel from the front desk of the building I live in. Front desk lady told me she didn’t understand Taiwanese and please speak Chinese. No way I’d pay my property management fee for hiring someone who tells me to speak Chinese. No.

Thiaⁿ-kóng Lâm-hân soan-pò͘ kài-giâm --ah.