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olivia

@livwads

i could survive in these chemicals for you

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calendar_today09-01-2011 00:16:29

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I was snarky asking my sister why she has 3 brands of dryer sheets. She said "you didn't come correct, so you don't get to know."

I was snarky asking my sister why she has 3 brands of dryer sheets.
She said "you didn't come correct, so you don't get to know."
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today my coworker told me "you have an interesting imagination." I asked "is that code for 'weird?'" He just laughed 😔

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Person 1: hey did you go see the new Holy Infant? Person 2: I did Person 1: what’s he like? Person 2: so tender and mild Person 1: what