⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ if you spell applesauce with a B, you can call it Bapplesauce

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ and if you spell applesauce with a C, you can call it Capplesauce

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ that’s too far. reel it back

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ no, no, it’s okay, dapplesauce just can’t exist. fapplesauce can though.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ only second favourite? what’s your first?

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ applesauce stole zapplesauces brand. respect the original

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ not allowed. rejected. please resubmit your answer accordingly.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ not if i kill me first! i mean, what —

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ sorry, sorry, got carried away

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ have you ever even tried zapplesauce?

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ no, no, it’s actually easy to make. we should try making it

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ yeah, for sure. we just need applesauce, some wires, and like an electrical outlet.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ WHY NOT

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ the creator of zapplesauce

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ how do i know you’re not lying

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ he raised his eyebrows for a moment, and only for that one moment. ‘‘ TO BE FAIR, he knew viktor was going to cause the end of the world. doesn’t make it right, but that’s some scary stuff. ’’

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ like?

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ‘‘ no, not justifying. but from what i remember, viktor and dad were doing pretty well before dad went all psycho cuz oH nOoO scary apocalypse D: ’’