Oh Will (Shortz), I was so flattered to meet you! A ga ga ga ga.

I think Bart's stupid again, Mom.

Malibu Stacy knows! "Thinking gives you wrinkles!"

My wedding day went flawlessly as all Simpson adventures do :P

I'm actually at #blogher09. Woo hoo!!!

Homer J. Simpson Marge Simpson Lisa Simpson Bart Simpson Bart Simpson one RT please!!

Mom, there’s a weird smell and a lot of cursing coming from the basement and Dad’s upstairs.

Remember, it's not how many SpringFace friends you have, what matters is how many followers you have on SpringTwit.

@HughParkfield Hugh, is that you?

Willie, I love your chaps. (Willie: Me pants are ripped out.)

Sure, life is full of pain and misery, but the trick is to enjoy the few good things in the moment.

@annyparis2707 Guten tag Anna!

Poor Krusty. He's like black velvet painting come to life.

I'm going to be a famous #jazz #musician. I'll be unappreciated here, but my gutsy blues stylings will electrify the French. Lisa Simpson

Here's what my #RecycledCastle looks like on Simpsons #TappedOut

But, Mom! If you take our cartoons away, we'll grow up without a sense of humor and be robots.

America, just wait for #ElectionDay 2020!!

Beneath my goody two shoes lies some very dark socks.