Every woman is looking for some special anti-wrinkle serum that takes 10 years off their face when you could just stop fake laughing at men’s jokes and look fifteen forever.

I miss when every closing statement in the debate didn't end with "subscribe and smash that like button!"

Media: Elizabeth Warren is done. No need to mention her anymore. Elizabeth Warren:

That face when you realize you could've spent a lot less than $500 million to have someone stomp on your balls

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An added benefit of wearing a mask is that men on the street no longer tell me to smile

Introducing Alexandria! A bright, warm red.... that sold out in 2 days. Favorite if you think we should make more ❤️

GOP TIRED: "All life is sacred." GOP WIRED: "All lives matter." GOP INSPIRED: "There are more important things than living."

Trump fired the US’s top vaccine scientist for calling baloney on the President's unproven miracle cure for COVID-19. We should be listening to scientists, not Trump's cronies. Americans are dying because of the President’s corruption & incompetence. cnn.com/2020/04/22/pol…

Here's an idea for Jeff Bezos: Instead of handing out t-shirts, maybe, as the richest man on Earth, you can provide all of your workers with paid sick leave, hazard pay, protective gear, and a safe and sanitary workplace.

Like if you care about the hair stylists maybe ask your government to take care of them and ensure they have enough money to live. Don’t make them work in danger, you little brats!!!!

Remember when Vanessa Hudgens got in trouble for saying, "It’s a virus, I get it, like, I respect it, but at the same time I’m like, even if everybody gets it, like yeah, people are going to die, which is terrible but like, inevitable?” and then that became U.S. policy?

Something feels deeply disingenuous about white folks who travel to the other side of the world to help out Black people when they can’t even stand up & hold accountable the countless examples of state sanctioned violence against Black people in their own countries.

It’s not: is she scared or is she racist? She’s scared BECAUSE she’s racist. The racism is what causes the fear. Also: c’mon. She wasn’t scared. She was appaulled that a black man dared to correct her. Fear is the excuse. It’s not an excuse.

Can we stop calling it “police brutality” it’s murder, M-U-R-D-E-R

As my father explained during his lifetime, a riot is the language of the unheard.

“When the looting starts the shooting starts” In 2019 1,099 citizens were killed by police. There were only 27 days where the police did NOT kill someone. 8 of America’s largest cities kill BM at a higher clip than the murder rate. The shooting preceded the looting you idiot.

REMINDER: You have a constitutional right to record the police in public spaces. aclu.org/know-your-righ…

Hey maybe do a thirst trap...next week?