Amorim: "You know what to do?" Sesko: "No." Amorim: "Me neither. Tell Cunha I said hi!”

The penalties should be the last time we see Onana in goal for Manchester United. Even if he saves every single penalty he should GO

Onana will not save any more penalties. He’s waiting for dinner

Ruben Amorim should be sacked and INEOS should eject themselves out if Onana plays for this club again #mufc

🚨🚨| RECORD: For the very first time in the club’s history, Manchester United have lost a League Cup game to a fourth tier team.

INEOS looked at Onana and Bayindir and said it’s okay to go into another season without replacing at least one of them. Just like they failed to sign a striker last winter transfer window. This is on them as much as it’s on Amorim and the players

At this stage, André Onana needs investigating for match fixing. It’s the only explanation I have. 🧤

Fernandes helping to escort Mbeumo off #mufc

Man United have been having nights like this for more than 10 years. Can’t always be on the manager.

I’ve said it before and I’m saying it again. We’re never going to succeed unless the manager gets EVERY player he needs. Not over 3 transfer windows, but in a single one. We can’t get rid of the Sanchos and Nachos, while we retain the Dalots, Onanas and Ugartes. We got rid of

Sunderland AFC is delighted to announce that Chris Rigg has signed a new long-term contract! ❤️

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Grimsby Town Vs Man United Highlight ( Onana & Amorim Edition )🤣🤣🤣

🚨 Chelsea reach agreement with Manchester United to sign Alejandro Garnacho. Deal for 21yo winger worth £40m fixed fee + 10% sell-on clause. Contract to 2032 - medical scheduled for London on Friday as Argentina int’l joins #CFC from #MUFC The Athletic | Football nytimes.com/athletic/65404…

Garnacho was one of my favourite players when he first came on the scene. Pity he turned into a complete rat with a huge ego. Treated the fans and club with absolute no respect. Good riddance he's left but it shouldn't have ended like this. Just shows how money and fame changes

Can’t believe Hojlund is leaving Manchester United before Jadon Sancho, Diogo Dalot and Andre Onana. I will miss Hojlund - always gave his best for the badge. Sesko’s struggles show how difficult it is for a young striker here.

🚨🇳🇴 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 | Ole Gunnar Solskjær has been SACKED by Beşiktaş! 👋❌ This happened after they failed to win their Conference League qualifying match.

🚨 Talks between Manchester United and Kobbie Mainoo’s camp will continue on Friday. Kobbie wants loan exit to develop and play also with view on World Cup, not a permanent exit. Man Utd told Mainoo he won’t leave as considered important player. 🎥 youtu.be/jtMZbmezaKw

Xavi Simons and Tottenham. Late night big news for #THFC. 🧨🇳🇱