Incase you've lost track: 1)Simone Biles move was banned, because it was "too hard" for others 2)Sha’Carri can’t run because of marijuana 3)Various African womxn runners can’t run because their T levels are “too high” 4)Swim caps for Afro hair have been banned

you can’t have an olympics with no spectators where the fastest woman is in timeout for smoking weed. that is a PE class

Us living in tiny cramped apartments and will never own a home: I just want more SPACE Billionaires: 👀

agencies: we're at the FOREFRONT of CULTURE, we have a PULSE on the ZEITGEIST also agencies: hey can you come up with proactive $0 ideas for #NationalTShirtDay for our cream cheese client

***99.93% of fully vaccinated Americans have not tested positive***

Who else saw the Cuomo sexual harassment stuff and was like “well… yeah, saw that coming.”

Why do people act like having ADD is a bad thing? I’m reading six different books right now. SIX!!!

campaign credits be like CCO: Roger ECD: John ECD: Bruno Group GCD: Eduardo GCD: Dave CD: David CD: Jon ACD: Bruno ACD: Steve ACD: Stephen ACD: Rick Sr. Copywriter: Brad Sr. Art Director: Javier Jr. Art Director: Lauren

one of my favorite things about the ad industry is when a catastrophic world event like afghanistan happens and account slacks you, “hey just checking in on those banner revisions, did you make the logo bigger? client needs ASAP :) :) ”

Do you ever want to become a knitter and learn the piano and get great at baking and paint and work out more so you watch TikTok instead?

My dad learning about pronouns: “Oh, so I could put (he/him/The Man)” 🥺

Texas be like Can a virus have complete control of reproducing? Yes 🙂 Can a woman? No 😠

Maybe if they stopped with the avocado toast and lived below their means like their parents generation they wouldn’t be in this mess

Ok @Twitter you next

“I’m not a writer but—”

Anyone: You can’t start a sentence with And Copywriters:

Damn, she’s good

hi Elon Musk I know it's spam 🥺 but 👉👈 what if it wasn't