What level spell would you make Wall of Chefs? And how exactly would it work? Would the Chef’s attack adjacent creatures with their knives? Would they make food? Would they make the creatures they kill into food? So many questions

Public service announcement: Dreamscape is on Amazon Prime.

Arf trays will forever be known Snarf trays.

Public service announcement. Time and Tide is on Netflix. #TsuiHark #TimeandTide

#organicdelights

This is how I think the Book of Boba Fett ends: after destroying the Pyke Syndicate, Boba celebrates by reinstating podracing. Then Boba, or possibly even Din, watching the inaugural podrace says ‘Now this is podracing’. Fade to black.

Tonight’s double bill: Malignant and L’Avventura. Just how Antonioni would have wanted it.

Public service announcement. Titane is on Amazon Prime.

We shot a gunfight in our living room. Please enjoy.

#TheSharkisBroken is amazing! Perfect for the Jaws nut in your family.

What’s your favourite edge? The film, the musician or the wrestler?

Boxing Day double bill: Island of Lost Souls and Isle of the Dead.

Only martial arts films are allowed during Marchial arts. #marchialarts

A blizzard for breakfast is the best breakfast.

Coming Soon on Blu-ray! Brand New 4K Master! The Perfect Weapon (1991) Jeff Speakman, Mako, James Hong, Mariska Hargitay, Professor Toru Tanaka, Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, Dante Basco, Clyde Kusatsu, Seth Sakai & John Dye – Shot by Russell Carpenter – Directed by Mark DiSalle

Ben Wheatley directed the Meg 2!?!

The Official Trailer for The J-Horror Virus documentary has landed 👇📼

The Dial of Destiny would have been far better if they’d just cast Sean Patrick Flannery as Indy instead of uncanny valleying Harrison Ford.

In case you’ve often wondered like I, where all the Shaw brothers films ended up after disappearing from Amazon, I’m happy to report they’re on, of all places, UFC Fightpass. As well as some other HK classics and some Chuck Norris films. #shawbrothers

JW’s The Killer remake felt like it was made in between his TV movie Blackjack and his Once a Thief remake. A heavy handed pastiche of his signature motif’s, but with little cinematic bravura and no heroic bloodshed. Still, it did have a few small moments of cinematic elegance.