Ok where is it? Cat: where's what? You know what. I heard you cough up a furball last night Cat: maybe you dreamed it I've looked everywhere Cat: if what you say is true, and I'm not saying it is, then you clearly have not looked everywhere

Grocery delivery bag: BE SURE TO CHILL Don't pressure me I'm trying as hard as I can

Agreed, big miss by the 'bee.

.DROP I am having the same problem as this person x.com/Voltaireon/sta… with the doio 4-key+knob marcopad you just delivered to me. Via does not see it but layer 1 with RGB controls works. Help?

This raises troubling questions about all my prior grocery deliveries

Hi Keychron Support please see my email and DM about order #584506

Do you feel lucky, punk?

smh

Attn people on the MTA: this is not a Marina Abramović performance, pull up your pants and get out of the doorways.

I am once again asking all Airbnb operators to spend a night in their own properties.

Still still relevant

Let's go, Bannon

When Elon Musk becomes Treasury Secretary, the new US currency will be the Dunning-Krugerrand.

If you have to choose between a box of rocks and a bag of hammers, always take the box of rocks. You never know when you might meet somebody with a basket of scissors.

Don't be a coward, hold the inauguration outdoors. If William Henry Harrison can do it, so can you.

There was listeria in the word salad, and now we all have verbal diarrhea

Tired, petro states; wired, ovo-lacto states.

3D printing? Bah, real men prototype with Lego.

Well, nobody filed a feature request for it NOT to do that.