going to start using my sexuality to get what i want. up until now i’ve been behaving randomly so it’s nice to have a plan

i just got a huge swell of adrenaline thinking about dressing up as the guy from memento next halloween

fear is the mind killer? what about podcasts

in the audience of an improv show

i have been so miserable lately that i’m afraid i’m going to get into the textile arts. please, if i try to sell you a hat, take me to the hospital

swagless and unemployable

my april fool’s joke is looking unkempt every day for the past two years. i got you guys so good

they put special mirrors in salons that make you think you have a lazy eye…right? right??

last night i asked edie if she wanted to watch tv and she said no… now she’s upset that she’s getting a taste of her own medicine? wow. i hope she learns a lesson from this

the social network (all parts) happened to me but i didn’t make a big deal about it because women are taught to make themselves small 😞

depressing everyone at the coffee shop with my empty google doc titled “sketch ideas”

i love this video even though it is maggie’s fantasy world where i do not live in our apartment

baby pointed at me eating my bagel and said “bagel.” true that

big ugly sweatshirt you wear when you’re scared >>>>>

seems that many people have dead dads these days… last i checked it was kind of my thing 🤔

coming home from yankee stadium is the mind killer

i can’t tell these damn dragons apart. each one should have a signature hat imo

i wouldn’t wish a fidi sweetgreen at 1pm on a weekday on my worst enemy. and i don’t have to, because they are already there

it’s days like today that i am grateful for journalist roommate who tells me who people are and what they are like

god invented m&ms for many reasons, but mostly to help me overcome my “4:15pm evils”