Drake could be like “head shoulder knees and toes I could never wife these hoes” and twitter would be like

Shrek is a cautionary tale about how dating ugly, musty men because “it’s what’s on the inside that counts” will make you ugly and musty as well thank you for coming to my ted talk

how to tell they’re gay: • they do not sit in chairs properly. the real homosexual agenda is sitting on tables. or floors. or two chairs at once with your feet up on the other chair.

Los Angeles is just SoundCloud but in real life

they are in a long distance relationship

certified F R E S H

do not touch my harmonica

i just said fuck it and rode my bike through the 30 degree new york cold and rode about 3 miles we are on our health and fitness shit 2k18

Don't ask me to play fortnite I literally only play tekken 7

my state of happiness changes in a second. しあわせ な きぶん も いっしゅん にして かわって しまう。

Michelle and I are so inspired by all the young people who made today’s marches happen. Keep at it. You’re leading us forward. Nothing can stand in the way of millions of voices calling for change.

u know what sucks, anytime i’m in a social situation, no matter what i always feel like i’m being made fun of or laughed at bc of what i went through in high school & i hate it sm

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it is officially time i Get My Shit Together