I forgot how therapeutic working out was for me. I’m never leaving the gym again

who ever snitched at work about our piercing, you smell like wet socks

Been super sick for a while so I went to urgent care, who sent me to the ER and which I go, just to find out it’s allergies???

If I find out that another one of my friends are expecting and/or engaged I’m gonna lose it

didn’t realize how much of a confident boost it was to be able to go up in weight on machine

Absolutely no one: Stoners at 3am:

How do people just not schedule anything on their off days??? This is driving my crazy

Going from dreaming of having children and a husband to having a lesbian lover is the biggest struggle because now I want both 😫

Guys I know people say don’t invest in bitcoin, but honestly it’s well worth it. I have enough bitcoin to buy 2 McDonald’s sprites and a paper clip #Bitcoin

sent this guy the most cunty photos I’ve ever taken of my self and I got the driest reaction from him I’m gonna post his social security number

There is a kaleidoscope amount of butterflies in my stomach and they won’t stop fluttering around

apparently the new method of avoiding paying for food is telling the person you’re with that you’re gonna grab a table and never bring up the payment when they come back with the receipt

just came across my high school lesbian crush on hinge I’m freaking out

I just made the best chorizo in my life if no one wants to marry after this meal then I’m down for

realizing that if I wanna not struggle, I gotta work multiple jobs again is not a vibe

Christmas 2023 🎄♥️

My first flower given to me from a man is also from one who fucking played me, doesn’t count???

The fact that some people just can’t socialize with others while in a relationship is crazy to me