wow. online league meetings yield some gems. amy grabbed this screenshot tonight. (this is not what i said and i swear i didn't just pick my nose).

at my PP escort shift today, a protester was very mad that i was blocking her view of a patient and she tried to juke me. lol. lolololol. thanks, roller derby!

when you first join roller derby and find out that it is also a part time job, possibly in a role you've never done in your catdang life. 🤣

Good day friends.

sport court

Erin Jackson has won Olympic Gold in 500m Women's speed skating with a time of 37.04 🏅

Also, for work, I have been revising/rewriting student readers on various topics. Did one about the Olympics last week and this is basically how I felt when I realized I had the authority to spec Erin Jackson for the cover.

😭😭😭

sorry I haven’t texted you back in a month. the old world is dying and the new one struggles to be born. now is the time of monsters.

Why we can't stop saying gay, a story On the first day of my senior year of high school, a new boy showed up in my AP English class. He had transferred from a prestigious private school to my public school, and I was confused. I asked him why he moved and he shrugged 1/x

i have logged onto twitter dot com to share this bright spot that has brought me a lot of joy in these dark times: youtu.be/CF8KSEoZeJc

if they are not huggers, maybe buy them a rotisserie chicken 👀🤣

confirmed, as a goblin who married another goblin for this exact reasoning.

*rotisserie chicken or mexicoke

Bigg Rigg Breaks Out youtube.com/clip/UgkxPY7Q3… #rollerderby

Gang Green Being Adorable youtube.com/clip/UgkxEtoHU… #rollerderby

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